Im sucha idiot softie at heart. One classic example is how i really actually dont like cats for the whole of my life, just because, and then they had to turn those sad eyes and lie down as if they are waiting for a rub on the tummy and ill turn all gooey and awwwww.

Thats so not me, but it's me. -.- then i feel like an ass cause it seemed so harmless and im so mean for hating such a cute animal.

Unlike monkeys. Even though i have this blood enmity with monkeys i would never ever hurt it intentionally just to make that clear cause the hatred is like bone deep.

It took a bite outta my slippers.
I shant dwell on how the slippers are limited ed, but just the fact that it was a present makes me so pissed.

It was a thought. And he took a bite outta of it!! I am assuming that it was a male because.. just because.
Hahahah full of just because today.

And i never like being at the receiving end of hostility when i did nothing to deserve it.
SO MONKEY, WHATS YOUR PROBLEM YO.

you stole my potato chips when i was young and now you dare to take it anothet time?!

And i feel like an idiot cause when the monkey was advancing onto me, i was actually feeling fear which is so freaking rare and i think the monkey fed on it. Then it snatch my slipper and i turned rage mood on it demanding it back. K i made myself sound like a deranged lunatic.

Then this dad kept saying forget it lets go.
And i was like no way man, thats my slippers he's holding. And its not available in sg and im not leaving it in the hands of a MONKEY WHO DOESNT NOT KNOW HOW TO CHERISH IT, AND BY THE WAY WHO IS NOW LOOKING AT ME, TAKING A CHUNK OUT OF IT AND SPITTING THAT CHUNK OUT, DARING ME TO DO SOMETHING.

well i didnt exactly say the last part out cause it was like an emergency and i was all about action and me and the monkey were like playing salsa. Lol. I took a step forward and him a step back.

Then i did something that cut into my ego and made me feel embarrassed. I cried for help, not literally. But i did.

Sighpie. Thankfully there were two locals around and seeing this demented person svreaming at a monkey for her slipper touch their sympathetic heart thus they offered their help. And the guy went into the forest after the monkey retrieving my bitten slipper 

Sighpie sighpie sighpie.

And this mum were like, im not going in anymore, lets just go.

-.- im definitely going in and not letting the monkey scaring me out. That will just cut my ego into quarters. But i did leave my slipper with the registration counter cause its so much more important. Ill fight to death with the monkey if i had to, but not sacrificing any of my stuff.

Then i was telling the dad how he didnt save my slipper and instead keep telling me to stay by his side. -.- and he was like you think id rather u be bitten by the monkey meh!

But honestly... i would rather to fight the monkey then have it bite my slippers. :(

Idiot monkeys.